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THE DISCO KING
Call
Micky Stevens
07563 4896856
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JOB CENTRE
HILLY HOUSE
BOWLING CLUB
has vacancies for the following positions…
CLUB SECRETARY
Salary: £75.00 p.a.
Hours- 24 hrs per day
7 days per week
52 weeks per year
The ideal candidate should be – Insane
CLUB CHAIRMAN
The ideal candidate should be – Prepared to do nothing for
nothing
CLUB PRESIDENT
Company car (Sticker)
Company pension (book)
CLUB GROUNDSMAN
Salary: £125 p.a.
The ideal candidate should be – Called Brian Williams
TEAM CAPTAIN
The ideal candidate should – Have good communication skills
(able to talk people into playing even when they don’t want to.)
MAT CARRIER
This job is available to any bowler not on the green the same
time as as Paul (Two Down) Taylor.
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bargain basement
ALARM CLOCK
Unused, still in original packing
(contact RICHARD BRADY)
ANTI-JACK WOODS
In
perfect condition, never get near the jack.
(PAUL
TAYLOR)
TWO CAPTAIN’S ARM-BAND
Unwanted gifts, Sunday & Thursday (RICOH BULLOCK)
BT TELEPHONE
Unused
(PETE
HARVEY) |
PLUMBER PAUL
During the off
season, a few members of the club had been, regularly going out
on a Thursday night. One of the regulars, Paul Taylor,
disappeared for several weeks. Upon investigation, it was
revealed that he had been working on a kitchen fitting. The
subject is sensitive.
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WILLO
