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Caption Comp.
Last Months Winners:
“..and Bragger signals like this”
”...but I
still scored two”
”..and that’s
why she married me”
LIMERICK
CORNER
There
once was a bowler called Lee
who’s pleasure
was easy to see
After gaining
promotion
He was filled
with emotion
And his trousers
were covered in wee.
There once was a
bowler called Brian
Who prowls the
green like a lion
Hides a camera
away
When the Seniors
play
Just to find
somebody to spy on
There once was a
bowler called Mick
When walking
fell over a stick
But he had no
qualms
About two broken
arms
“I guess I’ll
just bowl with my feet” |
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Aaarggh
