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House On The Hill Banned
An
attempt to ban House On The Hill reporter, Paul Hickman, from
local public houses has backfired on Fosters.
An
advertising campaign on beer mats has lead the Hilly House into
removing the Australian lager from it’s list of draught beers.
A
spokesman for the Hilly House said “We have removed Fosters
(£1.79) from our taps and replaced it with Carlsberg (£1.99)
because of the adverts and no other reason (20p) honest !!” |
New Local Bowling League
A
new league, will be formed for 2004 season.
The
brainchild of injured bowler Brian Williams, who currently plays
for the Hilly House, the league will be known as The Injured
Bowlers Benevolent League.
Match dates will be set by doctors appointment and teams will
consist of 4 injured players, who must be carrying an injury as to
restrict movement. (Headaches do not count).
A
certified Doctors note will be needed to register for eligibility
and in the event of any player making a full recovery, he/she will
be banned from the league.
The
Hilly House, have already entered their team which consists of
Captain Brian Williams (Broken Ribs), Richard Bullock (Broken
Hand), Mick Hickman & Norman Humpage (both Dislocated Shoulders).
The
inaugural meeting will be held in Wrens Wing, Russells Hall
Hospital, on 3rd Jan ‘04. |
BLAINE TAKES THE CREDIT
Street magician, David Blaine, claims to be in the box suspended
above the River Thames.
Proof that it is the American in the box is yet to be verified
though nobody at the Hilly House has seen Richard Brady for the
past 4 weeks.
Richard Brady’s recent excuses….
“I
was frozen in a block of ice”
“I
was standing on a 100ft column in New York.”
“It
was raining” |
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 Five Ways…
To survive
the winter when the green is closed.
1.
Join the
Hilly House’s pub crawlers.
(Thursday
Nights)
2.
Join HOTH’s
Fantasy Football League.
(www.hillyhouse.co.uk)
3.
Join an
indoor bowling league club.
(Stourbridge
Labour)
4.
Join the
Seniors and play on the sly.
(You know who
you are)
5.
Join Lee
playing with his balls at home.
(pictured
right)
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Serious About Security
In addition to a new lock being placed on the gate to prevent
children from going onto the green, the Hilly House have added
further security.
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