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Mr Men

Pre-Season 2004

Mr Tall had not slept since becoming Hilly House Secretary

"The club has not got enough members."

Mr Tall went to visit the old secretary

Mr Worry asked him to drop a team out of the Smethwick League

Mr Grumpy was also struggling to pick a team for the game

"I'm going to quit as captain" he told himself

Mr Small saw Mr tall's long face and asked what the problem was.

"I've not played for 14 years but I'll join." he said

Mr Small and Mr tall set off to find the other members

Mr & Mrs Happy were watching Mr Taylor

"As long as Taylor is playing, it'll be fun." they said

They set off to find someone else.

Mr Bump was on his way to Sedgley Ex.

"I guess I'll have to save the club, you need great bowlers like me."

The checked in at the green to visit the groundsman

Mr Fussy was locking the green to keep the seniors off.

"Look at what they've done to my beautiful grass"

"It's all bent."

Mr Fussy agreed to let teams play on the green this season.

Mr Bump asked the Seniors to play on Saturdays while making the tea.

"We don't play league matches." came the expected reply.

Mr Tall & Mr Small had tried everyone they could think of.

They decided to give up and go to the game.

Mr Invisible had to make his debut for the team.

Paul Morgan tried very hard but failed to win.

Mr Happy suggested that the Saturday team pulled out of the league.

A meeting was held and it was agreed to keep trying to find new members.

Mr Tall was very sad about the lack of interest.

"I've even tried jumping off this cliff."

That night, as if by magic, a cockney character came to see Mr Tall.

"I can play anytime, anyplace, anywhere" said Mr Cool.

"And unlike you, I've got friends who want to bowl too."

Mr Cool clicked his fingers.....

As if by magic, Mr Cool had his friends join the bowling club.

It was Mr Small that welcomed the new members.

Mr Tall found that yet again he could not sleep.

"We've got too many members" he worried