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TOP MEN GET TO WORK
With the season fast
approaching, essential maintenance needed to be carried out on
the clubs shed roof. Club Chairman, John Slimm, and Secretary,
Geoff Maslin, showed their commitment to the club by setting
about the daunting task.
Never afraid to get
his hands dirty, John, clambered onto the roof, hammer in hand,
while Geoff supervised.
With the work carried
out to Geoff’s satisfaction, the pre-season heroes were seen
relaxing in the Hilly House accompanied by several empty pint
glasses. |
ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID NEVER THE GROOM
After finishing runners-up in both the Dudley B’ and
Smethwick B’ Averages to his wife to be, Richard Bullock vowed
to switch the roles for 2004.
“I’ll prove the doubters wrong” says Ricoh, 34, “she may have
had the upper hand last season but things will change.”
Ricoh ‘s confidence was rewarded as he not only fought off
the challenge of his spouse but also beat pre-season favourites
Mick Stevens & Mick Hudson to claim his first averages win for
the club in the highly competitive Division One of the Dudley
League.
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TIGER CLUB GRADUATION
Natty ‘Rory’ Wright
stepped out of the kids club to join the real league. A regular
member of the Hilly House B’ team during 2004, Natty, enjoyed
little success but enjoyed her first year.
No-one wanted to play against the young demon bowler, as most
opponents supporters will her to win.
Her temperament and attitude during the season made her a joy to
play alongside and she gained many friends during the season.
 Natasha
will be a welcome member in 2005 and her first win is not too
far away.
Her selection in the B’ team is guaranteed as long as she hasn’t
“got anything better to do” |
BAGGIES STAR ON
THE UP
Premiership footballer, Dave Moore, has agreed to join the Hilly
House for 2005 following a meeting with club rep, Julie Bullock.
“It’s a relief to join a club that’s likely to win a game this
year” said Big Dave.
“I may have embroidered the truth a little” admitted Joolz. |
| LIBEL CASE
DROPPED
Having got into trouble earlier in the year, the Hilly House
webmaster has found a way to beat the charge of slander. You
cannot be charged with slander if what you write does not make
any sense.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in what order the ltteers in a word are, the only
iprmoetnt thing is that the frist and lsat ltteer be in the
rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mess and you can still raed
it woithut a porbelm. This is bcuseae the human mind deosnot
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. |
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