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FINANCIAL REPORT
Hilly House Bowling Club today announced a dramatic drop in
profits since 2003.
The
2003 figures showed a balance of £1,334.09 in the club bank
account but figures released today by the club's official
auditors, Mick Hickman and Richard Bullock, showed the current
balance to be just £2.23p.
A
spokesperson for the treasury blamed the auditor's lack of
fingers for the apparent shortfall.

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HILLY HOUSE BUILDING SOCIETY
House On The Hill can exclusively reveal that the Bank Of
England are preparing to release a special edition £20 bank note
to celebrate Lee Maslin’s Phillips Cup success.
Having seen club money squandered away over recent seasons, the
Hilly House chaiman, Lee Maslin has taken steps to avoid a
similar thing happening in 2007.
The AGM saw a new administrator role being introduced, Lee
Maslin was proud to accept the role as “Club Banker”, though
there was confusion over whether the secretary had heard the
proposal correctly.
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HILLY HOUSE REVEAL
NEW SPONSORSHIP DEAL

The Hilly House Bowling Club have announced a major sponsorship
deal for the 2007 season.
Club Marketing Officer, Richard Bullock has negotiated a deal
that will see a £7m 5 year contract come into place in the
summer. |

Hilly House Bowling Club have managed to create a stir with the
erection of greenside advertising. |
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New
figures released this week by the club’s management regarding
the costs of keeping a senior citizens side at the club has
raised some serious issues about club finances
The
introduction of life-membership for the club at the 1996 AGM has
begun to back-fire with the club now having as many life-members
as paying members.
President, Michael Hickman is the latest member to achieve
life-membership status and controversially, “new member” Michael
Stevens is next in line while Chairman Lee Maslin still has 25
years to wait for life-membership despite his 20+ years of
service to the club. |
HILLY HOUSE TO SELL TROPHIES

In
a further effort to boost club funds, the management committee
has decided to sell all the awards that the club won during the
2004 season. |
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Hilly
House Finances To Be Audited
New
treasurer, Karen Lennard has said that the books will be audited
in 2007, Club Secretary, Paul Hickman is expected to quit. |